23 Of The Worst Marriage Proposals Ever to Have Happened

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Every girl dreams her whole life about the day her Prince Charming comes along and sweeps her off her feet with a mega romantic proposal. Unfortunately that isn’t always quite how it goes down.

Here are 23 guys who tried their best but just got it all very VERY wrong.

1. On a Canoe trip

A guy had took his girlfriend on a canoe trip, which went horribly awry when they got stranded miles from shore and had to call 911.

“Babydoll, I know you’re seasick, but just know that my feelings for you burn brighter than these emergency flares that we just ran out of.”

She said yes, by the way.

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2. With a block of dope

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3. Written on a shower curtain

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4. On Facebook

 

 

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5. By text using precisely 15 Emotocons.

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6. By swallowing a ring

A man stole a platinum engagement ring by swallowing it. He got caught by the cops who waited for it to pass through him.  “I mean, I guess I could have bought one of those lame blue boxes, but I thought my own small intestine was way more romantic.”

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7. Written inside a pizza box.

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8. Written on a packet of hot sauce.

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9. Using a tattoo that nobody can read.

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10. Or even a tattoo you can read but that looks lame.

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11. Written on stones.

“If I ever cheat you can throw them through my trailer window”

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12. On the back of an iPhone case.

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13. By E Card.

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14. With help from idiot friends.

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15. By adapting a Walmart display.

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16. Written in dirt on the side of your van.

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17. Always check the backdrop before proposing in a park. He was so close to getting this right.

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18. While hanging suspended by hooks above your bride to be.

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19. In the toilet.

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20. On a Scrabble Board fail.

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21. While she is on the toilet.

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22. By faking your own death.


23. And the biggest rule. Make sure you know she will say yes before you do this.