24 Ridiculously Stupid Facebook and Twitter Post That Make You Want To Ban The Users

I’m not saying someone should have to pass an IQ test or something before signing up for Facebook or Twitter. But someone should have to pass an IQ test or something before signing up for Facebook or Twitter.

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1. He is either too dumb or too high to open a pizza box, which means he’s probably too dumb or too high to be on Twitter.

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2. THE ONE NIGHT YOU TOTALLY DID HAVE A WINE OPENER. IT’S LITERALLY RIGHT THERE IN THE PICTURE.

 

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3. How about Sweden, which is a country and NOT a city, state, or continent. Also, DOESN’T HAVE AN “A” IN IT.

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4. Like mother like daughter.

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5. Sounds like they had one hell of an evening.

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6. I don’t usually blame the victim in cases like this…but come on, dude.

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7. Triceratops populations HAVE been plummeting. When’s the last time you even saw one in the wild?

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8. #Fergurson

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9. Flawless logic.

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10. She’s HOLDING a device that could have given her the information she needed.

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11. So I’ve got a shot?

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12. It takes 18 months for twins, 27 months for triplets, and three years for quadruplets.

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13.  Um… No need to rush, dude.

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14. Yeah, I totally hate bad drivers. You know…like people who update their Facebook while driving.

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15. Unless that’s like slang for someone from the West Indies, I think this woman may be slightly misinformed.

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16. If only there were a word for that.

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17. She’s clearly ready for this responsibility.

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18. You know you can delete a Facebook comment, right?

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19. Yes. I’m sure she’ll want to talk about this offline.

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20. 12,000 of you?! Really?!

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21. I hear the beaches there are nice. Don’t forget your passport.

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22. Sounds urgent.

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23. Truly inspiring.

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24. And of course, Jaden Smith:

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