I can officially say…I’m never drinking again. Never.

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For some foolish reason I though hard alcohol wasn’t nearly as fattening or had as many calories as beer or wine coolers. Boy, was I wrong. I am actually kind of depressed about this.

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On the bright side, I guess I officially know where the freshman 15 comes from. I just hoped I was wrong before. So now, when I go out with the girls for some drinks, I will officially be starving myself all damn day so I’m not 5,000 calories over my suggested intake.

Man, what a buzzkill.

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Here are some of your favorite drinks compared to your favorite foods! Try not to have a heart attack.

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Thank goodness I’m not a beer drinker. Sorry to you guys out there that are.

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Who knew cider was so sugary?

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Oh man…I don’t know what’s more worth it. The chocolate or the PCs?

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Pizza is so much more worth it.

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Well, this officially ruins my life.

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I can’t even imagine eating that much sushi. Really?! 18 rolls?!

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Screw you, Olivia Pope. No one drinks that much wine and looks that good.

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This is so unfair.

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