When this guy went to the doctors and was handed a symptoms questionnaire to fill out, the doctor was not expecting to read these answers. The nurse was not amused.
What is the main reason for your visit today / describe your symptoms. Vasectomy. My symptoms are I don’t want children.
When did you first notice the problem or symptom? about 16 years old.
Are your symptoms continuous or occasionally present? All the time
What makes your symptoms worse? Standing in line behind children.
What makes your symptoms better? cutting down trees.
Do the symptoms interfere with your normal function? No
Source – Reddit