If you are anything like me, you will think that horoscopes are usually a load of old crap. You do however continually read them from time to time just to see if there is any truth to be found.

Have you ever analysed what your sign is meant to say about you? Do you share any of the common traits you are meant to have with what Mystic Meg tells you in that trashy magazine?

Whatever you believe, as I say it is always fun to explore what the different signs say about an individual. It is also interesting to read about which signs are meant to be compatible and which are just not meant to meet.

In true Relationship Surgery form, we have decided to analyse the drunken behaviour behind each sign. Just a bit of fun so don’t get too wound up about it.


Traditinally known for their outgoing friendly nature, a drunken Aries will generally mingle from person to person. They need to check that everyone else is enjoying themselves as much as they are.

If you are not quite up to their level of intoxication, the Aries will be the one to buy you enough drinks until you reach her level. This is generally the person you need to be with when you are in a bad mood and need a lift.


Research tells us the Taurus shows strong signs of loyalty. They will stay by your side and support you through thick and thin. On a night out this person is generally referred to as ‘the wingman’.

Beware though as the Tautus has a very stubborn streak. Once they have had enough to drink and decide they want to go home, that is where they are 100% going! If they don’t agree with your game-plan of getting an extra round of shots at 3am, rest assured, they will not be joining you no matter what you do.

Also never pick on a drunken Taurus – very feisty.


Your sign represents twins and you are known for having somewhat multiple personalities. It is therefore sometimes difficult to drink with a Gemini as with the injection of alcohol, these personalities can take on a new zest.

The Gemini really doesn’t like people to be indecisive. The answer to “Where shall we go now?” should never be “I don’t know”. They also get bored easily of doing the same thing so prepared to be on your toes when the Gemini is about.


The Cancer can be a very emotional being. Add alcohol and you can end up with an emotional wreck when things don’t go quite their way.

The Cancer can display a whole range of emotions in any given situation which is why drinking with them can be a bit risky. One moment all is well and they are shaking it on the dance floor. The next they are screaming at the bartender.

Drink with a Cancer at your own peril.


Leo’s like to talk. A lot… Get the shots flowing and the Leo’s mouth wont stop moving. They also don’t hold back on opinions and sometimes this can end up with the odd offensive thing being said here and there.

Everyone loves the Leo as they are so chatty and often like to be the leader of the pack. Be wary when trying to put a Leo in their place. You may very well end up losing.


You can find these perfectionists sipping wine at the end of the bar, solo, after a rough day at the office. These are not your ideal drinking partners, as they tend to keep more to themselves as opposed to a crowd of people. Dive bars? Yeah right.

Virgos are neat freaks and hate less than exceptional establishments. If you are looking for a classy night out on the town, then look no further than your Virgo friend.


The Libra makes for an excellent drinking partner. They are happy-go-lucky personality types that are always keen to have lots of fun.

They are also very level headed which is always useful when it comes to getting smashed. When your friends get into a cat fight, the Libra will always calm things down.


Give a Scorpio a flight of tequila and watch his or her opinions unfold. Scorpios do not hold anything back, which can be both a good and a bad thing.

However, they are the people who will drink with you throughout any given situation. The best part is they tend to hide their emotions, so you never have to worry about your Scorpio friend getting sh*tfaced and crying in the middle of the bar.


Be careful when partying with a Sagittarius, as he or she has a sharp tongue by nature. Alcohol and anger do not mix well, so you better watch what you say around these people.

As they drink throughout the night, you will notice how their flirtatious personality quickly emerges. Need a wingman or double date partner? This is who you are going to call.


Capricorns, or should we say chameleons, are the perfect drinking buddies, as they can acclimate to whichever situation they are thrown into.

This is your carefree friend who just wants to have fun. They don’t care who, what, when or where. They only care how — how they are getting f*cked up.


The Aquarius is clever, witty and imaginative which is always great on a night out. They will be the one coming up with new ideas of where to go and things to do.

But beware of the drunken Aquarious as they posses a stubborn trait often mixed with a bit of rebellion. They will be the one climbing the speaker stand or trying to get on a podium in the club. Best leave them too it when this happens.

They Aquarius is also quick to change their personality so they definitely keep you on your toes.


Pisces show characteristics of being compassionate, loving and caring. They can also be a little indecisive and oversensitive. Throw in a few shots of vodka and a pisces can make for a very interesting drinking partner. Be careful of their mood swings though as one extra shot can throw them over the edge.

The pisces will most likely go with the flow on every situation. If therefore you are looking for a spontaneous drinking partner, you can’t go far wrong with a Pisces.